went to sch... chem was quite waste time.. but at least i know my mistakes in e chem paper... =) ... can go read and find out.. also got bio chem answers.. so can start doing liao... yay!.. -_-'... for once i'm overjoyed to do work....
went to jec with mathan.. while ky.. alodie.. zhilei..and qingyu went to lot 1... lol ... i think they made a better choice... jec nothing to walk one... LOL... -_-'.. we went to e new fast food outlet.. ZingDo... basically a korean Pepper Lunch.. =) ,.. but got bulgolgi beef!... hahax.. many nice... and the kimchi soup had chilli oil floating on top!.. so scary.. so din drink.. lol ... -_-'...
damn bored in mrt station... so me and mathan started talking bout how i would become a movie director.. LOL.. not the blockbuster kind...
DISCLAIMER: if u are not accustomed to such explicit details.. please refrain from reading after this.. if u do read and are affected physically or mentally.. the writer is not responsible for any mishap.. and any use of names is purely coincidental and fictional in use.. =X..
JAMES "BOND"
--> scene starts with james bond in spandex and walking .. u know the camera thingy one?.. then he shoots?.. lol ... this one is he walk damn gay .. then bend and "shoots"... =X..
--> he's the man with the "License To Drill.." =)
---> He's the Queen's Secret "Service" LOL... movie plots starts with him in the queen's bed and the james bond music plays... then he will sit up suddenly.. and go... " I hope i haf displayed a rather significant performance yesterday night my majesty...I'm ALWAYS in your service"
----> when he seduces a lady... he brings her to a seemingly normal looking bed... and the lady tells him... "i expected better from u Bond.."
and he replies... "u haven't seen the best yet.. '.. he throws her unto e bed and presses a button.. and all these ropes will fling out from under the bed and wrap themselves around her and lift her up... then Bond takes off his shirt... and with the camera facing him.. he goes.. "I'm Bond.. James BOND.. ".. and the scene blackens out....
---> in those arctic scenes... where Bond has to fight eskimos... he distracts them by removing his fur coat to reveal a G-string with boots... ONLY... hahhax... cool gear to wear in freezing temperatures.. imagine that...
INDIANA's JOHN( the temple of "DOOM")
---> evil doctor JOHN .. he has created a fortress known as the temple of "DOOM".. where no one enters and ESCAPES alive...
---> people are seen entering the temple... albeit by force... and as they enter... his cronies with whips stand in a line by the sides and start whipping the pple as they enter... so u can hear the SCREAMS issuing from the temple...MUHAHAHAHA.. -_-'..
---> the pple become his SLAVES.... u know for wad purpose.. and most will commit suicide if they manage to survive his TORTURE...
---> in *say this veri quickly*COMES indiana jones.. to save the day...
---> he swings his ropes and starts whipping all e enemies.. and then turns to the evil doctor.. and gives him such a good ASS-WHIPPING...
that he SURRENDERS to indiana jones.. and the day is saved...
*indiana jones music playing again.. *
Lord Of The Gays ( The Fellowship Of The ****** )
---> The Gay LORD.. got defeated and got his ****** cut off...
---> it is known as the Bane.. becoz the human tt kept it found that his one too small compared to the Gay Lord's.. so he killed himself...
--->one day.. a little guy found the ****** .. and found out he could use it to great effiency.. he had fun with the BIG people all day...
---> then one day.. the Gay Lord returned as a Eunuch.. he spoke with a extremely gay accent.. "i WAN my ****** back... !!"... so he sent the nine forgotten RIDERS to get his ****** back...
---> at RIVEN's DILL.. a fellowship is formed.. and the nine gays set out against the nine riders...
L.O.T.G ( THE TWIN PEAKS)
---> Smeegol , Frolo.. and Sham.. gay together in the wilderness... and when Captain Pharameer sees them.. he orders his men to join in .. and that is when he finds out.... that Frolo holds the ONE ****** , as Frolo reluctantly pulled it out and said .. "Behold the ONE ****** ! "...
ONE ****** to rule them all , ONE ****** to find them , ONE ****** to bring them all and in the DARKNESS BIND them..
Sorry dun haf last part of trilogy.. me and mathan no time on mrt.. hahax... =X..
lol.. so we laughed and laughed on e mrt train... oblivious tt there were other pple on e train too.. lol .. i heck la.. wear sch shirt doesn't mean i scared... lol.. but it was good.. damn good.. first time i thought so much... future movie director!.. and mathan thought of e movie names btw.. =) .. hahax..
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